Anna: I see you have a white streak just like mine. I dreamed I was kissed by a troll.
Me: *mumbles* Well, I’m trying to get kissed by a princess, I’m still looking for the one.
Anna: (because I mumbled) So you want a kiss from a Prince or a Princess?
Me: *still mumbling* Princess.
Anna: I can help with that! Come here.
And there you have one of the most important moments in my life.
I don’t usually saturate people with pictures of my ugly face, but every person in this world needs to know what that amazing girl did for me.
Oh my goooood that is so cute
can i stay at your place? no hobo
Reese’s ‘Dream Team’ Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Pops | A Family Feast
When I gain new followers
So, my mom thinks its really strange that I am a girl and I am a decently girly girl but I love to play GTA V, she doesn’t think girls play GTA. So, if you are a girl who plays GTA please reblog so I can prove a point to her. Thanks!
Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
OH MY GOD.
mom taught me how to shave
is your father dead or is your mom just really hairy
according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????
i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this.
GUYS OH MY GOD
When people can’t handle the truth.