I’ll always be there for you.
Because that’s what friends are for.
when I find myself in times of trouble
geoff ramsey comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it
people whose header is some shit like “WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND”
The Unique minds of Tumblr™
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I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this
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Who the hell did her hair because its amazing
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out